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I never run into a hedgehog, good or bad. I only have the entertainment versions to go by. I only see dead armadillos.

I've been listening to the song from the first episode of Deadwood, "Hog of the Forsaken" by Michael Hurley lately.

I couldn't help but read "Charlie Brown would never kick the football. He'd never evade the kite-eating tree or take his baseball team to the championships, and he was almost certainly in store for more heartbreak" in the voice of the narrator from The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford.

Hey, they used Game of Thrones' brown pants joke.

Needless Tomax

They arrange the bodies into reverse skywriting. It's very controversial, but it stops the killing.

He's a plucky animated toaster; he's also a rapper and overweight!

It looks like a big Tylenol.

Miller's on there. He still functions.

It was us all along.

Anytime anything good happens for Max von Sydow, I feel sorry for Christopher Plummer, and vice versa. I feel like they should play the Three Eyed Raven together.

It could also mean gratuitous nudity.

Meanwhile, Monsanto patents the dinosaurs' DNA.

All I need is one line of exposition.

WHAT ARE GRABOIDS

Cut the budget in half and make a horror film with big lizards. Like Tremors, except the graboids are on top of the land.

At least include a line about editing them out of the genetic code (haven't seen the movie, I assume any self-respecting dinosaur movie producer would include that.)

The way he said that the bakery guys will be working for the Russians in a year and they stared blankly made me think they were the weak link.

That was pretty cheesy when they first cut to her, but they got away with it: she was either crying over the plot of Splendor in the Grass, or realizing the sad nature of Paul's relationship to his Mom and sex.