It's not often you come across a list this subjective
And thusly inconsequential.

No ScruUUUUUUUUUUUULRGHs!
*ugh*?

*cries*

*barfs*

Paul Barfman?

*barfs*

Congratulations on your failed firstie on Sawbuck Gamer, the easiest firstie on the site . . . idiot.

Shit. Just. Got. Real!

What was it that Noam Chompsky said about smackin' bitches?

As always, I secretly watched Rockwell.

What do I care about some rando . . . (dies)

That was easy!
I thought when you pressed the button it just made your home and business office needs easier.

Weeeeeeell, look at Mr. Money Bags. How much money is a lot to you? I would push the button for $2.50 if it meant Phony Pope2 was the one to die.

A penis.

This thread is making me go green.

No lasties. Chicago-landers may have recognized the quote from a late '90s Mancow skit: Cowboy Dick Ice Cream. I'm more embarrassed that I remember a Mancow bit than I am that I actually posted it. I immediately regretted it after hitting post.

I like my Cowboy Dick ice cream with some nuts!

But my kid REALLY wants to be a model, so it's different.

I think it's better when it explains what the word literally means:

Twenty years ago, humor columnist Dave Barry wrote a satire piece about a television show called "Eat Bugs For Money" where contestants would bid on the lowest amount of cash they would eat a disgusting but for (a la "Name That Tune"). The piece was satirical, at the time, because he was making fun of the junk that…