I still think they should have marketed Audition as a RomCom about a lonely TV producer and his zany coworkers trying to find him love.

I always feel equal parts excitement and fear before going into a Miike movie. He has such a unique, often repulsive, but always interesting aesthetic.

Thanks for the historical context. I shouted "but booze makes you colder!" because I am dumb and use layman's terms. The people watching with me vehemently disagreed, for they are more dumb.

Tremors is a stone-cold b-movie classic. I must have watched it hundreds of times back when USA seemed to air it constantly.

The opening credits of this show freaked me the fuck out when I was but a wee Noire. I haven't seen it in years - since it was in syndication on the Sci Fi channel back when it was still called that. I remember liking it though.

I'd see it. The premise is fun, Atwell is charming and it should be an interesting MCU film removed from all of the setup for the infinity war.

I feel the same about people who reference Eli Roth. I really, really hate Roth's films and feel like he brings a real toxicity to the genre. He doesn't seem to understand what makes horror movies fun.

I have friends who see Carpenter panels at cons and such pretty regularly. They say he's hilariously candid and cranky about pretty much everyone. But in a really amusing and endearing way.

SPA GETTTTTT IIIIIIII! MAAAAAZARELLLLLLAAA!

I remember nothing about Zombie's Halloween besides "Hey! It's Ken Foree!" and going "Ha!" when Nazareth's Love Hurts is cued up on the soundtrack while little Mikey sits on the porch and his Mom is dancing at a strip club. That shit is ridiculous.

M7 was way better than the reviews had me believe.

I had an AA obligation at a late meeting on Friday night, so I pretty much vegged out at home afterwards. I rented Captain America:Civil War and was bored by it and spent most of the last hour just waiting for it to end. It's not you, Marvel. It's me. I just don't feel these movies like I used to. GotG 2 is really the…

I just saw Ghostbusters (2016) last night and good lord is it fucking terrible.

Do you think James Patterson has even read the last 40 or 50 novels "James Patterson" has published so far in 2016?

HAHAHA WAT?

More than the costume design, I fucking hated Jared Leto's Joker laugh. That was fucking terrible.

Stepping out of the box has gotten out of hand. Little League has it right when it comes to that tomfoolery.

*shoots T-shirt cannon at Spice Weasel*

You know how much Wentz is getting laid since the season started? Dude is giving Philly some hope. The city of brotherly love is going to have a ginger babby boom in months.

OI! OI! OI?