I totally agree that Romero kind of stumbled into greatness with Night, Dawn, and Day (to some extent). Some of his other early work is entertaining, but I'd hardly call it good (except, maybe, "Martin"). It's sad seeing his recent "Dead" entries and realizing how shitty Romero actually is. I really believe that newer…

I've said this again and again, but the best way to watch Phantasm is marathoning all of them overnight, especially when sleep deprived and stoned (I did this on vicodin/residual anestheisia effects). It was a truly surreal and great experience. Those movies are like watching a nightmare unfold on screen.

That's impressive, I might treat myself to some good ones one of these days.

I wish I got into the financial sphere. I have no qualms about criminal behavior and feel like this would have been a great benefit to my career in that sector.

Fuck man, I'm starting a one man revolution in newspaper - I'll run an ad for any film, regardless of title or content - Batty Buttfucking Cum Sluts? CENTER SPREAD. I hate prudes. I can put stories about people killing their children on the front page, but people get upset about sex? You wouldn't believe the phone…

I was shopping with Ma the other week and I am always amazed at how expensive lady's underthings are. Especially if you want quality. Another perk of being a dude $6.99 for a whole pack of underwear.

Playing with teenage mutant ninja turtles in the back of a station wagon at the drive in while my parents watched some rated-R movie (more than likely a Stephen Segal movie, back when they were kind of awesome).

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I didn't even know this thing WAS a thing. And it might just be the best thing. I'll see all you honkys over there.

I hope Jonathan Banks plays Mike Ehrmentrout on the show and fucking murders Tim & Eric (in real life).

BUT SEAAAAANNNNNN. I LIKE "bone zone!"

You, sir, are brilliant. I may have to get Ma on board for this. It's hard to stay in the bone zone while cracking up laughing though.

I prefer "it!"

I think it would be awkward, just logistically, with paper bags. You should find some funny masks - maybe Nixon and Bill Clinton going at it? Well, funny to me at least.

I don't know, but it's pretty hot. I've had sex with a woman while some of her friends watched and I've had sex in the room with other couples. It turns me on, but I can't really put my finger on why- voyeurism, I guess.

That's awesome.

My friends and I got really, really stoned and watched "Sinister." It really does increase the entertainment value of a horror film to always refer to the antagonist as the movie's titles. Ala. "LOOK OUT ETHAN HAWKE, IT'S THE SINISTER!" Good weed is the key to this being funny.

Now you're just instigating, you stinker.

He reminds me of my Uncle who drives a '69 (flat black) Chevelle and listens to nothing but AC/DC and Maiden. Sure, he's not into highbrow shit, but he's a hell of a good time and not afraid to like what he likes.

Marry - Jennifer Lawrence

Lowest common denominator because he doesn't like the same movies you do? Only on internet message boards. I know some brilliant motherfuckers who contribute a lot to society but they go see Adam Sandler movies? Are they also the "lowest common denominator?"