Jalapeno hummus is so good.

No, but I'll keep that in mind for next time!

Partying in college, had a would-be one night stand that blossomed into romance when we actually hit it off soberly eating breakfast the next morning.

No matter where I work, or what I do, I always feel like someone is going to expose me as a fraud.

Congrats! Enjoy drinks and bocce!

I was just eating New York Style (brand) sea salt bagel chips with Sabra Jalapeno Hummus and aspirated what must have been an entire bagel chip. It was honestly the only time in my life where I thought "I'm choking to death." I couldn't make a sound and staggered out of my office into the hallway where I made the…

@avclub-ae1846aa63a2c9a5b1d528b1a1d507f7:disqus I love those little lizards! What a pleasant infestation. Way better than the house centipedes we have scurrying around in Pa.

The X-Files Home

I've never actually seen what June looks or acts like, but she's really funny on her and Paul's podcast.

I have to admit, and as an ex-serious drug user I'm an authority, in the early 00's my drug using friends and everyone I knew who used would always have AS on if you dropped by their house post-11 p.m. (usually to buy and/or use drugs). I always connect AS with that time in my life even if I rarely catch it anymore as…

I curse way too much. It's practically punctuation for me at this point. It's difficult while hanging out with friends with kids, because they pick up on everything. I was having a conversation with my buddy about a mutual acquaintance and said "If I see him again, I'm going to break his fucking legs." His 3 year old,…

I used to be the same - never missed an episode. I could give a shit less anymore. Also, having to be up at 5 a.m. for work really makes these 90 min episodes intolerable.

I'd let her waterboard me and stick me in a little box for hours while blasting Skrillrex!

Yea. you might get dropped a benjamin or some kind bud if you're a college athlete, but you're mostly just fucked.

@avclub-7638ca8ac63c145195788f998393b1fa:disqus Yea, I was being flippant about the actual earnings - SI had a good article last week. But, you do get paid well even though you're destroying your body. I know lots of men and women who wreck their bodies every day in machine shops and foundries (knee surgeries at 32…

I hope PETA at least throws some paint or something on Lobaton for bonking a sting ray while going yard. THINK OF THE POOR RAYS!

I really like to watch football, but I really hate what it's doing to people's brains. Then again, they volunteer to have their brains scrambled and make millions doing it. Does that mitigate the fact that we are basically watching people kill themselves on television for money? I don't know.

word up.

@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus Holy shit! The Legend of Billie Jean! I haven't thought of that movie in years. I used to watch that all the time.

NOFX is fun - that's the big difference. Sure, Blink is silly, but NOFX is like their cool older brother or something. I don't listen to their albums as much as I did when I was a teenager (or really at all), but I still catch them live when they come around and it's always a really good time.