You will have a great time. If you wear glasses or are a fragile human being make sure to prepare yourself for well-intentioned violence if anywhere near the front of the stage.

Rancid is so fucking good live, and being an old fan, I have to say that they haven't lost a step since I first saw them about 15 years ago.

Planks are a motherfucker. Core work is great though, pulls everything together. I'm getting a v-shape! I never had a fucking v-shape, even when I was playing soccer and working out in high school!

I hope the Bengals tear the Steelers to shreds.

36 Weeks Sober!

Thanks, I'm not trying to make myself sound like a martyr or something, but I've been shit poor, to the point of being basically homeless, so I have a lot of empathy for people scraping by. If it wasn't for our two-salary household, I'd be living almost hand-to-mouth.

Isn't The Dissolve using nudisqus?

Yea, I always feel like a dick about it. Luckily most of them know that I don't make much more than they do, as they have eyes and can see the car I drive (a decade old Cavalier). It really is a bummer, but I pay them as highly as I can, at my own expense. I'm only salaried to work 8 hours a day, but often work ten to…

Whenever the writers I employee have to go above and beyond, I'm usually stuck compensating them with a gift card to a restaurant from our paper's "prize" stash, because our budget is already stressed. Given what their base salary is, they are usually grateful to be able to eat dinner that evening.

I like Real Time if the guests are decent. Generally though, you are very right.  I tried to watch the new 'Crossfire' on CNN last night, with Gingrich and Van Jones, and didn't last ten minutes. The worst has to be 'The Five' on FOX. I subjected myself to that pile of shit a few times because I had an interview…

I'll be watching Real Time tonight, that is quite the guest lineup. Please tell me SE Cupp is going to be the token conservative!!

Having been arrested a few times for underage drinking/disorderly conduct in my college days (including once when I was arrested for underage drinking, before I even had the chance to get to magistrate for my prior charge of underage drinking) Campus PD hits a little close to home for me.

My late 20s seriously blew by,  once I got out of college and entered regular work drudgery five years passed in the wink of an eye. I feel like 2007 was just yesterday.

Well done with the yawning Affleck photoshop!

Once I ascended to the lofty heights of restaurant manager, I enforced my music tastes with an iron fist. The older ladies who would come in for prep on weekday mornings weren't too fond of my punk/metal/rap preferences so we learned to compromise with Johnny Cash and classic rock.

You know what Lenny Kravitz song is truly godawful and makes me want to gouge my ears with a power drill? Fly Away. Holy fucking shit do I hate that song. I was working in a restaurant when it came out, and the people in the kitchen could never agree what to listen to, so the radio was usually tuned to some…

I'm stifling laughter at my desk just reading your post.

That Al Capone segment is hilarious. "He's just a syphilitic moron, the disease has destroyed his brain!" is now an insult I use more regularly than I care to admit.

Top Chef Masters.

If you accept the position you are required to smoke not less than a thousand dollars worth of crack cocaine daily.