You know they were there already and failed.  Why are you pretending you don't know that?

They need to set up (sweat)shop near a reliable supply of young university-trained journalists eager to write about video games and work for peanuts.

Edit button.  Erase your shame.

@avclub-52ed1f89cb6f846e8efba0e4eacf9c27:disqus : Gang-raping the blues was a very popular activity back then, and Zep weren't the only ones (or the first) to do it.  But they did it the best.  They gang-raped the fuck out of the Blues.
But the Blues was practically begging for it.  The Blues shouldn't have gone around…

Leonard Pierce writes for Rolling Stone now?

Ricky Ricardo educated our collective ass about "ay ay ay" more than fifty years ago.

Doesn't Binny's carry New Glarus?

What does Bon Iver have to say about this?

If you go, have a beer and a sausage at the Brat Stop in Kenosha, just across the IL border.  You will thank me later.

You ARE right!  Amirite?

I know the perfect way to unite these two quarreling factions at UW-Stout:  Have a real, live, active shooter enter Professor Miller's lecture hall and open fire.
Professor Miller and Chief Walter will then forever share a bond only a few lucky students and staff on select campuses (Northern Illinois, VA Tech, etc.)…

I would like to see the trailer for a cruller thriller.

Texas seems to hate all of English-speaking U.S.A.

Ha!  This is amusing and well-written.  I found myself chuckling at his misfortune.  Kudos, Sean.

"And while Netflix has taken some considerable hits lately in its streaming library, causing it to split its website in half like a panicked lizard ditching its tail…"
You know, if instead it were Picard separating the saucer of Enterprise from the body of the ship, we would be hailing it as a genius gambit.  Amirite?

Reality hits you hard, Bro!

Reality hits you hard, bro.  Amirite?

Men who look like O'Neal keep pimps in business.  Amirite?

Just meh.  More like Borence and the Mehchine.  Amirite?

Meh.  Steven is right about the cross-generational appeal, Adele, etc.  My spin instructor on Saturday mornings plays Florence & The Machine AND Adele and the old folks love it while they're laboring to keep up.