In prison, his cred was established with latex, not vinyl.

Adele ate them after Tyler the Creator raped them.  Dawes deserved a more dignified end.

Good call on Whitney's pose.  Nailed it.  The dude?  He just looks like he wants to bum $10 for a pack of smokes and a bowl of soup.

Oh, I hear that song in the gym sometimes.  That's an objectively stupid song.  That's T.I.?

If Whitney gives a fuck about T.I., won't that make her pretty much the only person who gives a fuck about T.I.?  I mean, does any commenter here have an interest or appetite for this ongoing "story?"  I inquire sincerely.

Dawes. ing.

FAIL.

I guess she's one of many people you should not hit with a car.  At least, she would be a ways down the list.  I guess.  Certainly below Michelle Bachmann.

At least you're keeping track.  When I was unregistered, you couldn't do that.

Scintillating.  What other lists do you keep?

Nice pic, although kind of a half-hearted "Heil," amirite?

I'm sure Hitler conquering France in 4 minutes 18 seconds had nothing to do with their reputation.

"successful enough to land an interview on this site?"

Sweet Clam is French?  Tell the story again about your boyfriend calling your clam sweet.  But in French.

Everybody's gonna call him "irrelevant" anyway, so it probably doesn't matter, amirite?

Arnold and Sly are using this project as a warm up for feature-length "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy," right?

More like the "Depends-ables," amirite?

Actually, AV Club comments on reviews of shows like this are the nadir.  We are the bottom.  Amirite?

He spells "Roger" with a "d"!  Of course he's an asshole!  Amirite?

This looks horrible.  I hope you're getting hazard pay for watching this, Jessica Jardine.