They make money by keeping production costs low, i.e. not paying the "actors" much money (if any).

Fuck Mountain is where we take the kids on vacation every summer!

Now a question of etiquette: do I give him the ass or the crotch?

I think we should all follow teadoust's example. It's what MJ would have wanted.

And why else would the 50-lb bags of shredded cheese make such a great mattress?

bought offline. You mean he drove to the local clothing store to purchase it?

Oh my god! It's finally here! I'M GETTIN' A FIRSTIE!!!!! Ohshitohshitohshiiiiiiiiit!!!1! gaaaahhhhhh! WHY ISN'T IT POSTINNNNNGGGG!!

Hey man, if I worked overnight at a truck stop Denny's, I'd spend my time fucking too.

That butterfly fart sketch was comedy gold.

fatchback = compact car for the obese

They do the same thing with black people on sitcoms.

Good work, Caruso. This is why we keep you around!

No, but you're thin enough that people can't see you amongst all the fatties.

You're a gay sandwich!

Worriedman - don't bother, unless you're really into polar bears.

Damn! Fritzy, I didn't see your post until after I submitted mine. Fritzy's right. This "Jack" character she's referring to? TOTALLY a polar bear.

It's worth it if you start from the beginning.

I don't know who this person is either, but here's something fun to try:

Makes sense, since we're mostly sedentary and pretty fatty.

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