Gays have different-colored blood.

I'd like to see some idiot try to get their own baby to do that. They need a small-print disclaimer at the bottom of the screen, "DO NOT MAKE YOUR BABY TRY THIS AT HOME".

Nah, babies are only cute when they're WORKING! WORK FASTER, DAMNIT! STOP YOUR FUCKING CRYING OR I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL REASON TO CRY!

I thought Jurassic 5 broke up because they started to suck.

Not all babies are cute. In fact, some are downright ugly.

Rodent's Revenge.

Unacceptable! Those other three douchebags deserve to be dead!

Come on, you guys. There are plenty of gorgeous women out there who AREN'T evil - why even take notice of Palin?

They have to use dark hose to cover up the nasty varicose veins.

Damn, I'm too late to share my cat story! Ah well.

I would like to know what happened to the baby squirrels that Bob rescued. I seem to remember they were an occasional feature on his show.

"Superbad, Role Models, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I love you, man, Pineapple Express"

4 hours? I think something was wrong with that cake, dude.

I've got a badge that gets me into my building. Does that count?

Adolph wins.

jorthole, ass. Nice!

The one good thing about MJ's death: MTV briefly lived up to its name and played ACTUAL MUSIC VIDEOS.

Hey UR, is it made of vadgeinas?

Nah, it's just vegetable-shaped cheese.

The more cellulite you have to lose, the more it costs to join.