What is it with people who feel compelled to get married, even if it's to some waste of space who they don't care for? Haven't they heard of, oh you know, STAYING SINGLE?

You just need two douchebags. Insert one "nozzle" into the end of the other and vice versa, then use them to simultaneously douche each other. Though you might get stuck in an infinite loop of douching.

I wipe my ass with Dane Cook.

They make douche GEL now???

I really enjoy Mitch Hedberg's standup CDs.

DOUCHE APPLES.

Jessi, I'm sorry you keep getting picked on. I think you're neat, and I like your picture.

I'm most excited about the teenage couple kissing. I might have to watch this movie alone with the door locked.

Good point. At least us non-trolls actually have things to say.

There is plenty that's sexy about being a woman.

Nudity: Women in tank tops
…sounds like some serious 'bate material.

Would you like a moist towelette?

"splash a load" makes it sound like you get a large bucket full of it, then heave said bucket toward someone. More amusing than offensive.

Tommy, there's a Firefox plugin that you can install to prevent ads like that from playing. I can't remember what it's called, otherwise I would install it myself. I heard about on a thread here awhile back.

Wait, I thought Lohan was bisexual? They don't allow them gays on eHarmony.

http://www.theonion.com/con…

Lemur, I have a friend like that too. Only, he usually stands up in a drunken stupor and walks around the room, peeing all over the furniture.

"I thought, 'These red tights must be waterproof'"

Yay, I like how we get to call it "the Bush era" now!

I like to be the little spoon.