Is it just me…
…or is this trailer painfully long? Good thing I just essentially watched the entire movie, so now there's even less of a reason to see it.

12. After several years and hundreds of house cats mysteriously gone missing, someone finally got up the nerve to tell Chang what "eating pussy" means.

Amen to fountain puking. A good friend once put out half a bon-fire with regurgitated MD 20/20.

Do we have enough video clips of Chang now to piece together some fanfic porn?

Everyone, point and stare at the Republican. S/he didn't know you can use swears on this site.

AAARGGH! It's not even the kid that pisses me off, nor is it his parents. It's USA Today that gets my goat for thinking this is a cute, heartwarming story.

Yeah, what the fuck is cute about a kid knowing what a bar is? It's in his own fucking house.

Yeah, I'll chime in as well: it sucked. All of the characters are boring - especially the bisexual drama teacher. I'm pretty sure that we as a society are past the point where a character's non-heterosexuality alone is enough to make them funny. I didn't like any of the other characters for similar reasons: they…

The phrase "lovely lady lumps" never fails to turn me on. I think it's a great way to compliment a woman's breasts.

Don't jump on me for saying hippies either, it was just an example.

Juggernaut I'ma hafta agree with you. Though ricin beans, I also see your point - but I think what you're doing is kind of like confusing Woodstock '69 hippies with today's "hippies".

Or maybe I should have said GOTH HAS NO BOUNDARIES LOL GROWNUPS R LAME

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU PUNKS

Drinking fake blood makes me goth though, right?

It makes me think of girls who wear shirts that say "Princess" in sparkly letters.

Is there REALLY a band called "Cute Is What We Aim For"?

Yeah, I saw that too. I think it's a not-so-subtle hint: pry yourself away from WoW long enough to at least make an attempt to maintain your personal hygiene, for Chrissake.

I learned in college that Axe body spray also makes a good blow-torch.

Even if he did go to jail, it would just be rich-white-guy jail (which is better than 95% of Americans' homes).

You're right, except… people do read it. LOTS of people. Why do you think they keep writing about this bullshit?