The Creatures were definitely pretty fucking great.

For anyone who thinks this is grasping at straws or spinning theories out of nothing, I feel the need to point out that these movies are computer animated. This is relevant because every single thing we see is the result of very deliberate design decisions. It's not like a live action movie where a propmaster or…

Fuck yeah. I wholly accept your theory and will explain it to people at parties when I've had a bit too much tequila.

Definitely worth a listen. I usually hate to recommend a greatest hits album, but A Slight Case of Overbombing is really a great all killer no filler compilation for the casual fan.

I will say this: he was quite passable in Hancock.

Wow…if I lived near Chicago, I might actually be tempted to pop by and check this out some time in hour 5 or 6.

If by "join forces" you mean "form a veritable rock orchestra dedicated to nothing but ska covers of B-52's songs," I will have to sternly disagree with you, sir.

Sounds like they're trying to tap into a little Dr. Strangelove vibe here. I could potentially dig it. We shall see.

Discovered Better Off Ted. Binge watched the first 6 episodes. Enjoying it as an affable time waster.

Corey Feldman as a deranged and strung out "underground meteorologist" who connects the sharknado phenomenon to the HAARP facility at Montauk or GTFO.

This certainly sucks. Like a few other people here, I'd just recently gotten back into her, between her blog and her Twitter feed, I've been digging into her novels (which had somehow slipped under my radar after her No More Mr Nice Girl heyday.

Given enough time, and access to my iPod, I can convince anyone with a soul that Concrete Blonde is easily one of the 5 best American bands of the last 30 years.

I really want Johnette Napolitano to be an option on that quiz. Is she?

Black Knight had a perfectly passable premise. If it starred someone better than Martin Lawrence, it could have even been a decent movie.

It's not the end of the world, but it is quite literally the single worst, most tone-deaf concept for a motion picture that I have heard in years. I literally can not think of a worse movie premise that has seen the light of day.

I laughed at this more than anything else on the internet. Well done, sir.

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Oh, for fuck's sake!

The more I think about this movie getting greenlit the angrier I get. Seriously. Fuck this movie and everyone involved in its grotesque birth. It is an abomination that will hopefully end the career of every last hack attached to it.

If this movie is not some sort of satire, I swear I am just going to run around Hollywood punching people in the nuts and beating them with a 2014 desk calendar.