Go rent any of the following fucking ASAP:
Henry Fool, Fay Grim (streaming on Netflix), or Amateur.

There were 325 fucking episodes of Mary Hartman Mary Hartman?

No "Puberty Love" from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?!?! This saddens me.

It's easy to say 9/11 truthers are nuts if you only focus on the bat shit missile, holograms, and explosives theories. If you look at the "letting it happen to give the government an unprecedented carte blanche to do as it pleases" theory, you have something considerably more plausible. Not probable, mind you, but…

Christ, that's awful. Let us not forget that there is at least one brand of bacon flavored vodka on the market, and so this can be done without the horrible clots of congealed pork fat that would come from your recipe.

That's "sleep with brown eye open". A lot of people make that mistake, though.

Just finished re-reading Flesh Guitar by Geoff Nicholson.

If it's any consolation, "sleep with one eye open" has been a phrase meaning to be extremely cautious/plagued with paranoia for decades before you or Metallica worked it into a song.

Why are all the web sites trying to make the web into a hideous, Fischer-Price clusterfuck? This looks fucking hideous. I'll keep reading, for now. And, yeah, I'll get over it with time, but I have to say…fuck you all for inflicting his hideous crap upon us.

Yeah, the close-up means, I can be standing right next to you at any angle doing this trick and it still works. It's basically significantly harder to pull off because you have no distance and often limited ability (if any) to control sight lines.

Watching Evil Dead 2 in Middle School for an Art Club Lock In/Pizza Party was pretty damn epic. Though my wife apparently spent 3 days of music class watching Tommy, so I think she wins on WTF-meter.

Thanks for the mammaries.

Wrist bands emblazoned with either TGIPDHH or WWPDHHD? in time for the holiday season. Get on that shit, AVClub!

Hey, let us not forget that Coppola's Dracula had a damn fine turn by Tom Waits as Renfield.

I would actually say it's outrageous. Truly truly truly outrageous.

I don't know who Cory Casciato is (sorry, man), but he or she wins this fucking article for invoking Walpurgisnacht and the Illuminatus! trilogy. Rock the fuck on! Also, Nirvana played that gig, man.

This past December, I saw Concrete Blonde in concert. In addition to opening with a kick-ass cover of Midnight Oil's Beds Are Burning, they ran roughshod over their entire catalog including a surprising show highlight version of Take Me Home, that led me on a 3 month jag of revisiting their let career output.

I just did a spit take when I read that comment, Mr. Greene. Well played, sir.

1.  Because senseless exposition.
2.  Because of weird-ass fundamentalist love of Israel based on its importance in their crazy apocalypse fairy tail.
3.  Because of weird-ass fundamentalist hatred of the UN based on its importance in the fact that they're all a bunch fucking nuts.
4.  Yes.

And so we learn that Reznor's oscars were indeed advance payment from the Illuminati to give his street cred to this new technology to help track teh young peoples and begin controlling them through contextually tailored subliminal messaging. Pair those with the MK-ULTRA style mind control chips in the Beats By Dre…