Munsters was in development first. A competing network heard about it and decided to have a supernatural family sitcom throwdown. Looking to make up for lost time in the development race, they turned to The Addams Family because the pre-developed property enabled to catch up with The Munsters. That being said, The…

Munsters was in development first. A competing network heard about it and decided to have a supernatural family sitcom throwdown. Looking to make up for lost time in the development race, they turned to The Addams Family because the pre-developed property enabled to catch up with The Munsters. That being said, The…

And if there's one thing we can't abide here at the AV club, ExcitableMisunderstoodGenius, it's tangents.

And if there's one thing we can't abide here at the AV club, ExcitableMisunderstoodGenius, it's tangents.

I realize the trebuchet remark undercuts the seriousness of the fact that fucking bean bags guns exist. And can really hurt depending on where they hit.

Yep. Bean bag guns. Followed by bean bag chair trebuchets when shit gets real.

Thanks for the heads up
So I should just ignore this and hope that Oblivion is available on Netflix? Got it. Thanks.

I can go for that. A complete surreal micro-budget live action remake of Akira directed by Michel Gondry or Jean-Pierre Jeunet.

Hey!
How can I get in on one of these shitty screenplay death matches? I'll gladly take a shot at this excruciatingly bad idea!

Splitting headaches?

My full night at the bar list
My main joint is literally a biker bar across the street from a state prison suburban Pennsylvania, and the selection is insane. My staples:

Zevon tends to be great for karaoke: Werewolves and Excitable Boy are both classics. Though I pretty regularly embarrass my wife with my rendition of Lawyers Guns and Money. Good stuff.

I have no intention of leaving it, Doctor. I will take the Lewis and Clark to a safe distance, and then I will launch TAC missiles at the Gathering of the Juggalos until I'm satisfied it's vaporized. Fuck this shit!

Sergeant,

I'm gonna say it . . .
I consider Southland Tales to be superior to Donnie Darko. I don't give The Rock much credit for this fact, but it is definitely the highlight of his career.

Ah yes, Haunted Summer: the forgotten "The Shelleys Get Fucked Up With/Fuck Lord Byron" film.

All right, let's run with this shit shall we?

This season will be entirely determined by how they handle the metric fuck-ton of evidence he left at Jordan Chase's Camp Rapey Time. If they just brush that aside to move on with the new story line, I am going to be exceedingly pissed off.

I hope he gets better too, but 69 years old? I can't believe I have to start contemplating the relatively natural mortality of various icons of my youth.

I don't know, if people are able to fulfill Tom Six's vision of being able to watch it "anywhere, anytime" it could lead to some serious shit. Imagine being able to see Human Centipede at 2 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon on the back of an ice cream truck. Or at three in the morning in an orphanage? IOr 5:30 pm on…