One of my greatest beefs with the Bush administation is the death of Hunter S. Thompson. His analysis of 9/11 was his last really solid political writing: precient and incisive in the dark hours after the event when most other writers were still trying to "make sense" of it all.

Cobain would most certainly have split the difference between Thurston Moore's elder statesmanship and Frank Black's ecclectic hermitage.

Eh. I'll come to Diesel's defence. Between the first Fast and Furious movie and The Boiler Room he shows an impressive range for a dude who looks like side of beef.

SHIT! Someone delete my post before someone greenlights that shit!

Will you people shut the fuck up! The last thing we need is a damn Splash remake starring Anna Faris and Seth Rogan!

No no no, Spicoli. You have it all wrong. Lee Marvin is Tom Waits' father.

Is it too much to ask that Lynch do the score for Jarmusch's upcoming vampire flick? He could collaborate with RZA.

Alright, Tim, we get it! You read Cracked.com as well as the A.V. Club. Now shut the fuck up about Sonny cock.

Let's see. Genetically modified food stuffs that produce sterile fruit so farmers have no choice but to continue purchasing from the company, military tech and drugs to deal with the side effects of the shit Monsanto is pushing down our throats?

Dude in question being Johnny Cougar.

Dude is slowly turning into Dominique Pinon.

Actually, it had a disasterous preview run until Julie Taymor got kicked off the production and through a series of re-writed and fixes, it became Avenue Q.

I've got to second Billy.

I've got two. I've raised them to realize the human body is just fine. That violence is bad, unless it's hilarious and that anything coming out of the TV is most likely a lie and needs to be carefully considered before giving it any credence.

More like fleeting sideboob on Primetime TV, but considerably more nudity in the DVD releases.

@Dirtbike Milksteaks

Movies with good/interesting/promsing premises that failed to live up to their promise and would, therefore, be a GOOD idea to remake:

Yes, but is the bass ukelele played with a bow? And if so, at what point do we just admit that it's a cello.

Janet Klein. Very nice. Never thought to search YouTube for her.

Fuck you, me!