Whoa there, self. That's a bit out of line.

You lying sack of shit!!!

(which really needed somebody like Eric Roberts) <—- Most ridiculous paranthetical ever? Perhaps.

Santos seems to understand how the pop music industry works.

This song is so terrible, I think it was meant to get this kind of attention. The fact that she actually has a decent voice and name recognition means it's only a matter of time before some decent song"writer"/producer decides to help her out and produce a club hit.

Ted, that's because he's aging in the style of a classic DC comic book character.

Annoying charisma voids worse than Brendan Frasier:

I'm thinking you may have one or two people agreeing with you on this one. You should start a newsletter.

Thanksgiving.

Spader actually has some redeeming roles on his post-John Hughes resume. Most notably: sex, lies and videotape; Secretary and Mannequin.

Ooh! So close. There would have to be some serious shit that went down for Ringwold to be married to Spader rather than Andrew McCarthy. Still, I like this concept!

How About That . . .
Just this morning I was reflecting on how the experience of driving around on a sunny day with IRS Records era R.E.M. (Eponymous, to be exact) playing on my car's beat-to-hell tape deck perfectly captured the sound and feel of my junior and senior year in high school.

But . . . but . . . I thought leg sweeping was an ultra-secret high end 5th level Enter-The-Dragon martial arts technique. One that is the forbidden fruit eaten only by the darkest vengeance-fueled of practitioners.

Lest we forget her dance-tastic turn in early Patrick Dempsey vehicle Loverboy . . . she just might walk away with the fruit basket or whatever the fuck it is people win at the end of this shit.

Innocent When You Dream! That would be the most gorgeously cinematic death ever! Well played, sir.

Tough Call.
Souvenir by Pretty And Twisted - http://www.youtube.com/watc… - A soothing build up into a soaring chorus with an appropriately melancholy retrospective vibe.

I would actually watch this show if they retitled it: "Would You Let Any Of These Incompetent Bastards Within 40 Yards of a Real Starred Kitchen?"

Depp's Best:

Jennifer Hudson and Crispin Glover
Leighton Meester and Ja Rule
Amanda Palmer and Busta Rhymes
Lady Gaga and Sam Rockwell
Tila Tequila and Tom Green

Do you serve authentic mexican tacos here?