It's a copyright symbol, it's an X-Box power button, it's a labyrynth for idiots . . . it's fucking awful!

Hey, typeface geekery is generally a byproduct of working in the design and/or publishing industry. You quickly build a up a knowledge base about this shit which becomes useless if you stop working in the business and needs some sort of outlet. Add to that the fact that 3 years in electronic pre-press book…

Give me Sylfaen or Garamond any day. Yeah, I went there. Fucking Garamond. A softer slightly rounder alternative to the staid ubiquity of Times New Roman. Not an imaginative choice, I know, but good readability to the half blind motherfuckers I need to share documents with.

I have to agree here. That sounds like the kind of incredibly irritating quirk that will mysteriously disappear after the first 3 episodes. You know, 3 episodes before this is shit-canned.

The kerning on Palantino gives me the willies. It's just tight enough to stay readable by the sane and keen-sighted but is an invitation to confusion for idiots and people in denial about needing glasses.

Wax Tom Cruise does not know the difference between Pigs and Cows. And to think he calls himself an expert on animal husbandry and ritualized slaughter!

That, my friend, is motherfucking Papyrus, the thinking man's Comic Sans. And by "thinking" I mean "thinking he's so fucking cool for using a faux-ancient font precious little irrrgularities in the outline of the letters."

Behold, HNO, behold:

And James Cameron is kind of a blight on humanity these days, isn't he. Fuck that guy.

And another thing, that clown picture in this article is gayer than cum on a mustache.

Bizarro John Lennon fact of the day:

Is it just me or does he seem like he has more than enough talent to do well in mainstream music, but truly and genuinely does not give a fuck about doing so?

You know, I would have more faith in this project if it were Richard Roundtree directing.

"Begging the question" orginally meant to avoid or dodge the question.

I agree that something is up with that Nanny. The scene where she's calling him and eating out and about with Harrison just the two of them. Something was not quite right there. I think that will be our cliffhanger and Sophia may be the big baddy or at least the catalyst for Season 6.

Let's face it, the lives of two serial killers don't amoun to a hill of beans in this world. What does matter is that Lumen lives and if she doesn't get on that plane she'll regret; maybe not that day or the next but soon and for the rest of her life . . .

Hey, can we at least all agree to root for Tia Carrere in the category of Best Hawaiian Music Album.

Intriguing . . .
That is some high octane crazy right there. Maybe a little TOO high octane. I think we should begin to consider the possibility that Casey Affleck learned some lessons from the I'm Not There clusterfuck and is being a bit more—dare we say it?— subtle about his latest faux-documentary/Kaufmanesque…

There are food trucks that sell cupcakes. I saw the insufferable bastards on some Food Network abomination.

I'm with the UMD on this one.