Scar scar scar…
Really? You're going to point at the scar in your first sentence? I make jokes about the scar along with everyone else I know. But I know I am being a lazy asshole about it when I tell people that all I hear when she talks is "scarrr scarr scarr." And I don't get paid to write this crap.

A broken clock…
I didn't think this episode was that good either. But its weird to hear you chastise the show for giving us answers that we had already guessed (which you might do next week when the person everybody knows is showing up shows up). But if LOST had never made these things perfectly clear there would be…

Baseketball…
Makes me kind of sad that I've only seen this movie with the words bleeped out on Comedy Central.

The Bravery
I haven't been able to get that song out of my head since I caught an old Gossip Girl episode on Mexican cable tv.

You All Should Buy This Album
So Beck can afford to have his Thetans calmed or whatever.

A New Record
This has to be some kind of record for getting rid of the black contestants on a dating show.

Anyone else hate people who walk out of movies that really can't be that bad. I mean I watched all of The Number 23 for god sakes.

I wanted this movie to be good.
Boll is that retarded kid who you hope can pull off the three pointer at the buzzer to take his team to the state championship.

The new recurring theme of 08
So it that the new trend of 08? The nerd feud? I mean first it was David Cross vs. Patton Oswalt and now this?

It's happened before…
Its not like this is the first time the promotions department of a major network has screwed up out of a climactic moment, but I am more interested in what leads to this. I mean the coach tackling Riggins just seemed absurd int he commercial and I can't think of a way that the writers would…

As a Hispanic man I take offense to that.

Speaking of comics…
I wonder what you think of the horrible mess that is the latest Spider-Man story arc.

Letterman vs. Robin Williams
This is the first time I have really payed attention when anybody interviewed Robin Williams and I thought he actually had a couple of funny moments. But did anyone else notice Letterman's calling out Williams for his more hacky improvs? The Walter Brennen moment stands out.

Just so I can say "I Called It!"
This is probably the most far fetched ending scenario I could think of…

He usually has good taste in projects…
so it either has a good script or he's receiving a butt-load of money.

This is a joke right?
I mean I am not usually one to call 'bullshit' on your reviews but this time it just seems like you're giving it too high of a grade.

So I'm not the only one to find Laura Silverman strangely attractive…
good to know.

I bought the audiobook…
before I read a single review. Now I am wondering if I am missing the marginal comments.

Population Growth…
Assuming Marshall is an intelligent liberal who is going to raise intelligent liberal children, I say he should have as many kids as he can. Or the idiots and the conservatives will outnumber us someday.

Not Enough Twilight Zone…
The listings i checked only had about an hour or two of Twilight Zone this week. Man i miss the old Twilight Zone marathons of when I was a kid. After a day or two of that I was expecting irony everywhere.