I'm pleased to read this, as I am currently 46. But I'd probably choose 28.

My charitable guess is they deliberately chose names that have never appeared in any British royal family, to avoid offense or libel suits or beheadings.

Well the stash must run out from time to time. Obviously someone forgot to go to Costco to stock up on sailboat paintings.

Chippewa Elementary School on Long Island here!

What I love about this episode is that it's the only TV show I can think of where the kids wore *real* costumes that they'd actually make themselves. Whereas oo many Halloween episodes of TV shows make it look like kids can just raid the Warner Brothers costume department.

Agree - in the 70s and early 80s trick-or-treating in my suburban neighborhood always started a millisecond after you got home from school (I distinctly remember racing off the school bus and getting into my costume as fast as I could) and lasted until dinner. And it was usually dark by then. But probably not terribly…

Nespresso is pretty good, too. We have a machine at home. Maybe I'll work it into my documentary somehow.

That scene makes me want to move to L.A. now!

NERRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!

NERRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!

Stunningly perfect. Davy Jones probably died laughing after hearing it, as I almost did.

Absolutely. But my four-year-old daughter was confused. She kept asking "Why did the daddies say she didn't like the dress?". And now she wants a dress just like that.

"I would never let one of my kids run off with someone they just met while on a college visit, nor was I ever afforded the opportunity to do so on my college visits."

My wife and I actually do go back to our alma mater once a year and chow down on 50 wings from the best wings place on the planet. I've never identified with a sitcom character as much as I did with Phil in that scene.

Which is a shame. The single best thing about original Lily is her complete and silent non-animatedness.

My first thought, too! If that's the worst thing that can happen to that show, then it's gotta be better than The Sopranos, The Wire, and Mad Men combined.

Ah screw it, someone already said what I wanted to say.

Perhaps A Little Mincing Gel?
$400 a month for loafer lightener?

I want to see James sing some old time rock and roll from the movie "Old Time Rock And Roll".

"What did I end up with? Wet dreams!"