the underwear IS more comfortable!

Caruso, I fail to believe that this is the best work you're capable of. . . but I'll allow it. Definite A. Good cadence and meter. Still room for some improvement.

Ah, the old red ink. Leaves permanent marks. Although I do recall some delicious irony. Had one beeyotch of a 3rd grade teacher. She scratched her red ink all over my page and wrote "watch that sepling!"(sic). Mumsy, not the one to have one of her cubs slathered in red ink, took out her green pen and scratched…

@Jorge and @HolyHandGrenade:

Not good enough for CSI:Minneapolis. Not even good enough for CSI:Reno!

"Biscuits is coming over. . . hot!". I laughed for a while after that. The seriousness of the line. . . and the attitude of Biscuits when he came over was hilarious.

Fava beans and a good Chianti is more preferable, thanks.

Glengarry
The winner gets the Cadillac, second place is the steak knives. Wanna guess what third-place gets?

Better Believe—Boffo Box-office!

I hope. . .
That this is both the first and last I hear about this subject.

Red Green, a roll of the handyman's secret weapon, Possum Lodge

Jorge VS: consider me handcuffed and pepper-sprayed by the grammar police. And they're getting out the taser. "Loath" is quite correct. Thanks!

mbs is correct (though for some reason, I am inexplicably loathe to admit it). If you hit the post button more than once, you can get a double post, and if you try to follow it up with a "dammit" before anyone else posts, you'll get more double, triple, quadruple posts. I had a triple-quadruple post yesterday. Must…

mbs is correct (though for some reason, I am inexplicably loathe to admit it). If you hit the post button more than once, you can get a double post, and if you try to follow it up with a "dammit" before anyone else posts, you'll get more double, triple, quadruple posts. I had a triple-quadruple post yesterday. Must…

Actually, paintedwaco, this Barbie's evil twin is an Oakland Raiders cheerleader.

Buggy message board.

Buggy message board.

Buggy message board.

Buggy message board.

Dammit!