First Spock, now Han. Who's next, Gandalf?!

Actually, instead of a roast, can we do the Comedy Central Julius Cesar Style Murder of Justin Bieber? Just have all the celebrities stab the little shit and let him bleed out on the stage to the screaming approval of the crowd? Record ratings!

Can we bring up the corpse of Greg Giraldo instead? He'd be funnier than Shaq or Martha.

He's got to be one of the most underrated actors currently working. He can go from being a prostitute-strangling psychopath in Deadwood to a hick in Raising Hope.

Can I just say that Garret Dillahunt has been freaking brilliant this season?

"Why him?" That's exactly what I ask every time I see that James Franco's in a new movie.

90s KIDS. BUZZFEED. NOSTALGIA. TOP TEN SONGS FROM MY CHILDHOOD THAT GIVE ME FEELS. HIP SLICKED BACK HAIR AND BLACK GLASSES.

Oh my God I hate this guy so fucking much it hurts.

Maybe she can carry over some of her personal experience and apply it to her character: her parents pulled some strings, and got her a position she isn't qualified for.

I can't tell if Jeff or Lena is the worst Dunham.

Episode 8-9 hit a peak where one could see great potential, then episode 10 came around a fucked everything up.
The writer's had never written a show before. They didn't have a series bible. They didn't have an outline. They had no fucking clue what they were doing.

James Cromwell will also be on this season. I'm still trying to figure out how he got sucked into it.

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS WASN'T NECESSARY, GOD.

Gasp.

Is that an actual thing?

I'm not saying Stewart isn't funny, but "comedic genius" is a bit of a leap, don't you think? I mean, Colbert is a genius. Jon Stewart reacts as any sane person would to absurd news.

Jon Stewart? A comedic genius? Well, if Comedy Central says so, it must be true.

Sounds like Manson is trying to move away from NIN and closer to Bowie. The album is pretty damned good. Easily his best in a long time, I think in part due to the fact that it's not overproduced or overly-written. I have tickets to see him on the 26th, hope he can pull it off live…

He talks like William S. Burroughs wrote.

I'm going to listen to the album, but that photo is everything I hate about hipster bands. Does that make me some kind of highly evolved form of hipster?