During the lay-offs scene:
 Paul: "Now, if there's anything I can do for you…"
Employee: "Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon."

"Having a beer/Making popcorn/Watching 'Girls'/Checking my email."

Alright, give him the stick.DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

I vote for the Justin Bieber one.

I vote for the Justin Bieber one.

I started with No More Shall We Part, which is a kind of odd choice, in retrospect.