Nuts to you, I can't wait

I'm baffled and I spent a large amount of time around rednecks

"yes it's like masturbating with a catfish glove."

FF 4/5/6/7/9/10
EB / M3
CT
SoM
LttP

Michael's explanation of the voting situation and their immediate acceptance of it was the best bit in the episode IMO

Politeness should always precede jiggying

My tear ducts are jacked bro

Stew(s)
Frozen apple

Wow

Here is a claymore, for your effort

Well I sure as shit can't shoot the armed ones

Are you seriously

Delightfully random story bro

- It's customary to give a present after a successful campaign.
- Um…I…didn't know that, I don't have anything.
- It's ok, I have something here you can give to me.
*Hands present to lady, lady hands it back to Nathan*
- …Scissors??

WHERE'M I GONNA GIT MY GAY PANIC NOW

I really hope so, I loved the finale to pieces

NATHAN FOR YOU

Shaddup naturalbornbastard I know it

Shit I forgot about the scissors present gag.  Easily one of my favorites.

This (most recent) episode was my favorite of the year, almost start to finish.