Jeez man it's Friday we're trying to talk about bazongas
Jeez man it's Friday we're trying to talk about bazongas
You had me at "and then something happens"
As the saying goes, hindsight is always the best policy
Feeling lazy last night, I watched both The Office and Up All Night.
As a friend to neither of you, I want to make it clear that Parks has the best cold opens, by far, and that this intervention sounds fun what can I bring
Shit, I only have a couple sweet, sweet guyliner-appropriate years left!
Captain D Deezy
You rap and it comes easy
But you broke the only rule
Of rapping, you fool:
Can I interest you in a tasty Subway sandwich?
Oklahoma gets my vote
It didn't hit the dizzying heights of the last two episodes
I'll be damned if I'm not using "suspect is hatless" in normal conversation from now on
I chased that motherfucker for miles, out of self defense!
16 Pregnant Cops: Jersey Shore
If having cats and being drunk is wrong, I don't want to be right
I've done my part!
I have five bucks, what kind of sweeping social change can I get with that
The kids in school said I was too dumb and ugly to ever read an article by Sean O'Neal about Bully finally getting a PG-13 rating
For the last time, Canada is not an ocean and Canadians aren't pirates
Yeah I was hoping for more "North Cafeteria"-style hijinks
Old / near death CMOS batteries remember for a couple hours without power