He/she is the one in the hat

Hockey sucks, I'll be by the bike rack after class

Season 5 was pretty damn good for what it had to do

Tetris groupies?

^ This is an exceptionally amusing post

^ Surprisingly pithy analysis of Adult Swim right here

Show us India you cheeky goblin

What up Coogin can I come to your bathroom booze party yes/no

Awake has an interesting premise, but I wasn't really interested in slogging through Up All Night to give it a chance.

Needs more alliteration

^ True patriot

I tried Comedy Bang Bang and was completely underwhelmed by the host (dude is just not funny).  Love Nerdist though.

I think your scarf is on too tight, the water fight was classic Parks Dept. goof-off material, and a little bit of Tom is just right

Her delivery of
"I don't think you can do better than Joe Biden
Ha ha ha
Ha ha haha hahahahaa"
was fantastic

Basically, any dicksmack in a Tapout or Affliction shirt

^ This is truth, "actual" alpha males are usually confident enough in themselves that they don't have to convince others of how awesome they are.

All the Jack / [Chloe Moretz's character's name] exchanges were awesome

Hey man, let's not get carried away here

Consider referring to his show as "Tosh period zero" as a form of passive aggression

A reference to Leary's Ford truck commercials.