Beads?!

That's damn good cream!

I am very interested in this trade - please email me at sK8r6969@aol.com to get something set up

*dusts off box labeled 'No Fear t-shirts - open if 1997'*

What up Fat Ratner can I be in your gay butt movie yes/no

I think it just means a super-light roast.

So, if you're shopping for a football, that makes you…? 

Fuck yo couch

Three word summary -

If you can't laugh at Avery's mom calling someone a penis I don't know if we can be friends any more

ITT: diabetes

Yes, and Steve Buscemi will be pooping there

^ One of my favorite Seinfeld lines ever

It's true, life ends after 25.  There is literally nothing to live for if you can't spend all your time watching movies and wearing scarves.

Are you saying 40 pts. per game isn't that great if it takes 100 shots to do so?

You want synergy?  How about my butt and your face

True, your hair is your head suit.

Or basically any CBS comedy

He got a new cane maybe?

Why is this not called Bourne Again