You better call in sick O'Neal!

I'm quite un-Christian and I think Tebow is a compelling figure in sports regardless of his bible thumping

There are plenty of skeezers in smaller, less annoying cities

China clearly does not realize that, in America, celebrities are allowed to do whatever they want.

NOTEBOOK BITCH

Who cares?  If the movies are well done, I have zero problem with a little added material.

Burl, go get Horsefellow!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCHES

Hell yes

Sounds like some type of delicious communist soup

Nice!

I've always called him Rothlesraper rather than Rapistburger, even though it probably makes less sense

Lookit them high pants!!

In a surprising move, the Steelers misspell their own name and move to the NFC

He got stoned and just wandered off

Don't you yell at mah mule you ornery varmint

I'm a fan of the show, but the pilot was unusually funny

*Judge Reinhold Tebows and takes off*

"LOL fake and gay" - Christopher Hitchens

Legumes are beans