Compulsive alcoholism?  Well then I will be Pokemon breeding like a motherfucker

Wrestling Tom's Family?

Do I give my quarters to you, or…?

^^ This.  Whether or not it was the author's intention, it sure seems to me, regular Joe 12-pack, that as long as the female protagonist (Bella?) is getting a lot of attention from the boys she should ignore/put up with being controlled/manipulated.

Yarp

Watch Parks & Rec you sumbitch

Prediction:  Jets in a blowout, Tebow accidentally punches himself in the dick when attempting his only pass of the game.

SRS THO IT SUX

So you're recommending a movie with a solid 40 minutes of unwatchable garbage?

Max Babe: Pig in the Road

It would be more surprising to not be thinking about Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

Do rappers prefer a light starch on their dress shirts or a medium starch?  Now that I'm an accomplished rhyme sayer, I want to look the part.

Wealth disparity and financial industry abuses were the central tenets.  More dicksmacks occupying everything has kind of diluted the message.

Frat Guise, for:

S15 did start off a bit slow, but there have been far more gems than usual

"Respect my authori-tah!" - Jeff Winger

Season 15 has been top notch

Cool bats never look back at explosions

Put me in your blog, buddy!

I'm not sure you're cut out to do interviews