It's funny because women are just things to be acquired!!

Grado labs > all

It used to be about the butt, man, not the money.

we're going to make a giant, shoddy microwave

I want a new Deltron album so bad you guys

K'Nex can get properly fucked

^^ huge fan of dick-grabbing

"Coalition of the Killing" is exceptionally amusing

Holy shit was this a bizarre episode, great recap.

I love my Big Cups!

Even my formal "I <3 to fart" shirt?

The people have spoken, and MAN ASS is their mandate

You're a commodore, which (I assume) is like a space captain or something.  Surely you can pull some strings.

I knew you were stinky, but English??

Sort of but not really related -  Last night during the NBC comedies, there was an SNL promo on with an actress and Coldplay that was actually pretty funny.

What if Colbert had a mohawk?

Your white-guilt conspiracy story is kind of embarrassing

Commodore, please use your connections to bring Sealab and Spaceghost to Netflix Instant.

You're obviously not a bum.

If we're talking bum wines here, Wild Irish Rose is the way to go