I'll go days without watching TV, then I'll go on a crazy binge with a whole season of Breaking Bad or 10 hours of football per day or something.

Stop remixing Bloom

A famous salad and month inventor

Americans may be fat, but at least they're going somewhere

He was diagnosed with bees flying around his rectum, he's on the IR

You were probably too busy running your farm and/or mending your overalls.

Agreed - I'm keeping the streaming service, but if top-notch content doesn't start showing up in 2-3 months it's service suspension time.

"I've made a huge mistake." - Reed Hastings

We could call it…

You're going about the whole women, shotguns and cruise thing all wrong.

Running Wilde

"More like Stoned Temple Pilots!!" - Dawes

"Netflix is awesome!" - Virgin (fat), living at home, watching a large selection of streaming anime

It's all cognac and caviar for those fat cat AVC writers

17?

I'm not sure if a grown man should ever be considered adorable

Mission Accomplished

+1

Tyler Perry for president / Madea for first lady

Also, if you're fat, sue White Castle