I'm not reading 400 comments on A MACHINE
It was everything I hoped it would be and more.

Agreed, C-story gets an A from me too.

Here is the thread I was looking for!

A while back, there was apparently an Onion movie (?) and it was terrible.

No, but I still don't roll on Shabbos.

We deserve it

Iron Chef, with the chopping and whatnot

Peppermint schnapps and hot chocolate is the ultimate winter tailgate drink, even better than coffee and bourbon.

No more government bale outs!

The aforementioned scene is probably my favorite from the show.

I'd like Carl Weathers to pop up somehow.

Adventureland was kind of a steaming pile, but KS was good / hot in it.

:|

The Orioles need to recruit better players to excel!

This is like weird boobs.

Net Neutrality will never get any attention until some adorable white child is killed by it.

Like, totally.

Most likely it is his under-use that makes him still awesome.

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Not the ass!

It's still better than those people that go to the tattoo parlor and just pick one out of a book or off the wall.