Additionally, the teachers I know are too busy to properly read students' writing. Even grading a 20 question math test for a class of 30 kids takes a long time - properly criticizing a 10 page research paper is not feasible.

Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler was pretty impressive.

Are you getting paid on a per-first basis?

Nicely done JPB.

Note to self - do not wear a blouse around MC Chet Haze.

Syndication Vindication

He's the one last olive in the jar so you put it back in the fridge but then months later it's still there and you're not sure if it's still good or not so you never bother to throw it away of film critics.

Damn Greg, you should write for Cliff's Notes, that shit could have saved me some serious reading time.

@Fidel
Agreed, there is a lot of filler on Soup and Nico, but really some great stuff throughout.

Radiohead played your company's birthday party? Fuck, we just had some cake.

"2 minutes and 30 seconds of shock."

Enlighten us, Mr. Drunk.

Football and Curb

FLUFFY TAILS OWN

If my punches made sounds like "boom" and "bap" I would never stop punching people.

Blow me first, but you will.

I dunno about you, gerbil.

"No touching!" was the correct answer.

You sound like the type of guy that does curls in the squat rack.

"I w[ant]…that…leathery clam…[on my] face." - Mr. Zsasz