Gourmet popcorn is trendy in my area.

Some of your best work, Towelie.

No pain no—- [is killed]

No me gusta?

Serious=season

The bourbon I bought last night came with a mail-in rebate.

/mindblown

Boo-wea-ooo-wea-ooooooo
Wah wah wahhhhh

Solid finish, Scrouch.

All publicity is good publicity, right?

Flavor-saver

How about forums for Christmas

Ain't no justice like angry mob justice.

One of my favorite types of results!

$30 million was spent on Nicholson's supportive undergarments.

I would literally kill someone for six seasons of Home Movies.

Dick and fart jokes know no age, man.

(points index and middle fingers towards own eyes, points same fingers towards target's eyes)

Penguin got it open!

@Gerbil