Frat Guise's list of things to do before Thanksgiving
Check haircut game
Make sure shoes are live
Remind bitch of shower appointment
Buy Dove body wash
Scrub face and nuts

I approve.

Alleged actor —-> entertainment / pop culture

With RSS, it is curious how a perfect gimmick account can get a first, unless said poster keeps multiple computers on and logged in for just such an occasion.

Keeping up with the Skull-bashing-ins

1. Always Sunny
2. Community
3. Louie (it's still on, right? I don't have cable)
4. Modern Family
5. 30 Rock

Start watching it now.

Hey
I just heard the worst song on the radio.

I also really enjoyed this installment.

I have a friend that is close friends with V-Ice (seriously) and he is far, far from broke.

Me: "It's just like The Last Airbender, but with fucking."

One thing it wouldn't be governed by: reason.

/Lemon fills slanket with farts

_________ but with fucking.

I'm gonna slit your butt's throat!

Powerful language. Appropriate, but powerful.

Also: oh yeaaahhh!

What about a show with dinosaurs?

Due to his sadness at having his show canceled, Hurwitz went on to eat a whole thing of candybeans.

Teadoust, go back to working on your blog, buddy.