I want to be in the Angelina Somethingsomething business!!

lolno

*smelly

Ellen Page as Robin = yes.

You get a dirty, smell hobo hop-on.

I don't think they are intended to be funny, per se. They are amusing like the gerbil anecdotes are amusing.

What did they lose?

On the wagon?

Don't bring cookies - Cookie Monster is back off the wagon.

Yep, there are definitely some naked boobs on the main Onion page.

C'mon, "I'm Hoffing out" was a nice line.

U liek 2-1/2 Man
Suck it, conservatives.

finds*

Are you on your dad's laptop again?

I think it's "guido" here.

That video wuz lolz

I agree*

Agree Dr. Dave, the percentage of the word being bleed has dropped relatively recently, yielding hilarious results.

Srsly

Michael's "sister" had the best bleep-filled speech in the office.