@Enkidum
@Enkidum
Lobsters, how would you describe your haircut game?
BOYFIGHTS
Football
Breaking Bad S2D1
P&R S2
No comedy.
Well then, I think you are coming correct.
If he's anything like me, he'd get hammered drunk and play Zelda for a couple days.
Well, if you're not live, I suspect you might be a bird.
Well… how is your haircut game? Would you describe it as live?
Great Job, Boypussy!
Ron Fucking Swanson goes undercover all the time.
I was shooting for the coveted second, but you know what they say "a minute off is a limit quaff."
Steroids do not shrink your member, they shrink your nards.
Never
Not funny.
So all 300 million people are purchasing cable individually?
You're wild about those wacky headlines!
I thought you were banned.
+ Marisa Tomei
C'mon - "I burned my lady-fingers" was a slightly obvious route but funny at the time.
I liked the "Are you serious?" gag when Phil was grossed out by Claire.