Hot ham water >> sandwiches.

Some of the jokes were too obvious, but there were still plenty of other laughs.

*sailed

I disagree, but we can still hang out.

If P&R is canceled, I will finally get a chance to use one of my favorite Lebowski quotes:

BBT is garbage. 2-1/2 Men level lazy puns and obvious jokes.

D-

HIS DEATH PANELS ROME THE STREETS LOOKING FOR YOU'RE GRANDMA TO KILL!

Unfortunately, in these Modern Times, marketing is often more important than substance.

Never!

Bees?!

Have you considered punching?

I'm not sure that is a reliable metric…

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I voted, but I ain't wearin' no fuckin' stickers.

It was rude, but you also didn't present any type of argument for your assertions.

I would like to add to this discussion my approval of your first paragraph.

Got to love those pudgy, hair-gel guys that wear the shiny Affliction / Tapout shirts all the time.

@Crazy Gibberish

Are goatees douchey? I thought the chin-strap beard was the facial hair douche-ometer.