God that song is awful.

A hippie on meth is no different than anyone else on meth.  I know because I live in Oregon.

How badass are The River Bottom Nightmare Band, though?!

"I LOVE folk music!"

Drunk driving racing. Now that's a motorsport worth watching.  Think of the carnage in the pits.

Devo. Mastodon's Crack the Skye.

I want to murder her vagina like she's Amanda Bynes and I'm Dion Phaneuf.

Jazz ghosts.

Hey man, lay off the Samsung Galaxy!

Galadriel. The Elf Queen.  Total babe. She's on track for a Dame Helen Mirren type babe career where she's smoking well into her 60's.

Yeah, like Kathy Griffin.

Baroness: Ogeechee Hymnal. Viking funeral.

Superman has always been an uninteresting cipher.

Amelie, we get it. You like Toddlers and Tiaras. Give it a fucking rest.

College Dropout is so much better than anything else he ever attempted it's not even funny.

Don't give Kanye your money.

Remember when he wrote "Never Let Me Down" and the rest of College Dropout where he was honest, self deprecating, and wasn't a totally self absorbed douche?

I know it's way later, but Liev Schreiber looks like a dead ringer for Jaromir Jagr in the Stanley Cup Finals right now.

re: DKD: What do two lesbians do for a second date?

All her good roles were washed away when I stupidly tried watching Alice in Wonderland.