If you're at all tired of the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp bullshit sad parade of pale quirk, then you will HATE this movie.

If he has no right to have an opinion, then you can shut the fuck up immediately because you certainly don't either.

It's as if nobody sat him down and said "Tim, your style is tired and you're making a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy.  The returns are diminishing. Also, stop casting Helena Bonham Carter."

Burton writes a script [FARTS. SHIT ON PAPER. NEW TIM BURTON MOVIE]

Ugh.  That movie rots.

No, he's right.  Tim Burton is a talentless hack now, Johnny Depp can't act anymore, and that movie was completely unnecessary.  It was Hollywood cynicism at it's worst.

Superman's always been completely uninteresting to me.  I'm a huge fan of super hero comics and always was.  There's just something unappealing about Superman's powers.  His abilities are like a video game with Game Genie.  He's so powerful that it doesn't even matter who he's pitched against and it makes for…

To paraphrase Black Stallion: "derp"

I got so many amazing Chicago Bears, Cubs, and Blackhawks shirts at thrift shops for $1 each.  I didn't grow up poor, but you couldn't buy that shit, and I didn't want to spend what little spending money I actually had on clothes.  Fuck Al Madrigal for thinking there's only two types of people shopping at thrift…

I was in Palm Springs recently.  The thrift store there had ridiculously expensive clothes that are probably relatively cheap, but still way beyond my price range.  Like Italian made leather jackets and shit.

Blah blah blah. I didn't have the internet when I was that young. I knew dirty lyrics. Stop being such a fucking baby.

Lycos or nothing.

"As someone who is put off by small kids and has a fascination with psychopaths" has to be the worst possible way to start a thought ever.  I have to ask you to only do that on internet comment boards.

You stopped the episode because you thought you have a facebook message? Yikes, dude.

Buckethead will be doing two-hand tapping guitar solos while playing to a drum machine.  Then he will practice nunchucks.  This is because he is 12.

If not for that, there'd be no naked Indian jokes in Wayne's World 2

U R A DIK

Linkin Park along with Puddle of Mudd, Nicklebank, Staind, and Korn broght music to it's nadir.  There is nothing work than that genre and time in music.  Nothing.  Ever.  I don't hate Linkin Park for making shitty music, I just don't understand millions of people thinking "hey this is cool".

WHAT WILL BUMBLEFOOT DO?!?!?!

I saw STP live with Weiland and it was awesome.  The dude was crazy as hell, hit all the notes, and didn't show up late, pick a fight, or fall over.