To suhvive a waaah, you gotta become waaah

I've often also wondered… What if Hamlet was told from the point of viewpoint of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern? Maybe Loki Odinson can get on that next.

Is this obsession with ass why the article's author starts a sentence with "Butt…" instead of "But…"?

No, he doesn't. He's just joking.

I imagine they paid him a lot of money to say 5 different words throughout the whole movie. Still, entertaining as hell though.

We are Groot!

I agree with @disqus_c5TDW3RcFO:disqus. What the heck was the point of this? And that bullshit about the backstory was really annoying as I would have been interested in actually knowing more about Thanos' backstory.

Darnnit. Totally tried to make this same comment below. I'll have to go back in time 29 minutes and beat you to the punch. Make it an even 30 to be on the safe side.

The screenplay for this isn't nearly as good as my screenplay for The Eightful Hate.

Raises hand. I teared up during this promo.

I also liked the Smashing Pumpkins song that was on there. I forgot about the U2 song. But, do remember liking that and the music video—I'll have to look that up.

Yep. That sounds about right. I love Roger Ebert. But, that was a time where he looked too closely at a joke instead of standing back a little.

yep

It was entertaining enough. Not great. But, somewhat charming. I don't think Alan Rickman came off as a stereotypical snob. The whole reason he went to California was to see what other wine makers around the world were doing—but maybe you didn't watch it long enough to get to that part. I agree with…

I didn't realize that was Eccleston until I read a review after the movie.

"It’s a premise so inherently ridiculous that it’s hard to imagine any relatively straight-faced movie pulling it off, but casting the Terminator himself in the lead does no favors."

No no. Ben is Glory. Glory's Ben. They're one and the same.

Why, I've got a mythical beast right here…

She was my grandmother's cousin. So, I got that going for me.

You can't disappoint a picture!