Hey wait, I can see her lips moving!

So… if I've never see any of the Universal Soldier movies, do I need to catch up before I see this one? And if so, which ones?

Tin Drum is also an Oscar… should Van Damme start clearing off a space on his shelf?

When I give the signal, my friend Rabbi Vole will play the soloooooooo!

Maybe he's met a nymphomaniac who only gets turned on by Jewish cowboys: http://www.youtube.com/watc….

Maybe he's met a nymphomaniac who only gets turned on by Jewish cowboys: http://www.youtube.com/watc….

Also, my thought. Boo Scott for not knowing which movie is being ripped off (sarcastic, please take no offense).

You got to bone up if you're going to place in the Celebrity Name Spelling Bee.

Were they really playing up the fact that they're "old" at this point? Looks more like they're playing up that Malkovich is crazy and Willis is retired… ok, maybe that means old. But, still, looks like a fun movie.

Being the child of Maggie Gyllenhaal is no fun. No. Fun. At. All. 

Yup.

More than just the "D" is silent.

Enough! I'm shutting your butt down.

Shhh. You had me at "hello." 

Seth Macfarlane is a nominee and a host! How often does this happen? There's him, Franco… anyone else?

Wow. Best Supporting Actor is all people who have won before, so no life time achievement awards will be handed out. Does TLJ win simply because he's in the most nominated movie (he was very good though)?

I had the same thought. I didn't see either movie but assume that his acting was fine and his choices questionable. 

It's ok to treat the kid like that. He's the red-headed step-child. 

It's ok to treat the kid like that. He's the red-headed step-child. 

Tom Cruise about to send that white ass back across 8 mile