Highly inferior to cow pies.

Maybe this next movie can start with a powerpoint presentation just to get us all on the same page.

Maybe this next movie can start with a powerpoint presentation just to get us all on the same page.

Aren't all plot summaries meant to be read in Babu Bhatt voice?

Aren't all plot summaries meant to be read in Babu Bhatt voice?

See, I don't think you get what he's doing up there. Read it again.

See, I don't think you get what he's doing up there. Read it again.

I read it as Eddie and Glen playing together.

I read it as Eddie and Glen playing together.

Everyone knows Spider Man gets his powers from the ancient yogi who gives him the power of the spider to fight the evil that threatens the world. Duh.

Everyone knows Spider Man gets his powers from the ancient yogi who gives him the power of the spider to fight the evil that threatens the world. Duh.

The Bigboobles

The Bigboobles

Cameron Diaz. Big Red No.

Cameron Diaz. Big Red No.

" I should have just committed to the driveway."

" I should have just committed to the driveway."

Only because Mickey Rooney turned it down.

Only because Mickey Rooney turned it down.

I remember that song…