Who are Richard Nixon and John Quincy Adams?

Who are Richard Nixon and John Quincy Adams?

Seemingly appropriate quote For Your Consideration… http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Seemingly appropriate quote For Your Consideration… http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I like the way you think. Would you like to join the writing staff?

I can remember everything but I can't remember where I parked my car! Or the events of my sister's murder.

Farts & Knockers - Daniel Farts, a shlumpy, nerdy blogger, and Christina Knockers, an attractive, successful attorney, are forced by a court order to live together. Hilarity ensues. Possibly romance. Definitely fart and tit jokes.

Doc, who's crazier me or Ann Curry?

Doc, who's crazier me or Ann Curry?

I say buzz buzz buzz.

I say buzz buzz buzz.

Yeah, but liked him better in that movie where he played that retard. I have a cousin who's a retard.

Yeah, but liked him better in that movie where he played that retard. I have a cousin who's a retard.

I wonder if George W. actually cared about this at all. I bet Barbara was pissed though.

I wonder if George W. actually cared about this at all. I bet Barbara was pissed though.

Mr. Tatum, are you familiar with the penile codes in this state?

Mr. Tatum, are you familiar with the penile codes in this state?

It's like hearing myself talk out loud on a comment board.

It's like hearing myself talk out loud on a comment board.

That one cute blonde female counselor was in a porno. Just like the camp I went to!