For some reason I thought Clancy Brown fit as Graff (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm… ). But, I get it that he doesn't bring the star power. Jeff Bridges as Mazer isn't a bad suggestion.

Really, no props for O'neal's First Blood reference? Not even a thread of Rambo quotes? For shame people.

Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate. Just ask Craig Schwartz.

Probably.

Wait, on second thought. No.

Yes.

Someone donated the full-size arcade version to my fraternity. It was AWESOME the first weekend. Then it got really boring and everyone stopped playing. It was no Asteroids (which we also had, but worked sporadically).

Heck yeah it's been a long time. For Pete's sake it was one of the most anticipated entertainments of 2011: http://www.avclub.com/artic….

But, when will Cougartown Abbey return?

They're not wrinkles. They're crinkles.

I like the Spanish subtitles in this clip. Que hasta haciendo indeed.

The Doctor.

Not "then" we've got something but when we've got something.

Exxxxxterminaaaate!

Seems like he's trying to get back to the good 'ol life.

Ha. Awesome.

Tasha, careful. People are going to start thinking you're black again.

They should probably bring back Gil Cates to straighten this out…. wait, what?

Jesus Christ, people! How many times do I have to tell you. HE'S TALKING 'BOUT SHAFT!

He's talking 'bout Shaft.