Someone please start an internet petition to get "of Mars" in the title. I'm too busy or I'd do it myself.

@Whovian & @Craig, thank you. That is the correct answer. I don't know why it took so long for someone to make that reference.

The trailer looked cool, I thought. But, why the hell did they not call it John Carter of Mars? Doesn't that title sound way cooler than "John Carter"? What was the marketing decision that justified that?

What The…?
Werewolves? Native American Spirituality? I'm not sure what an accurate take on the Lone Ranger should be but I'm pretty sure that's not it.

The Return of Jezebel James was one of the most shockingly awful TV shows I've ever seen, particularly coming from Palladino who did create a wonderful and amusing world with Gilmore Girls. Parker Posey gave the most tone deaf performance you will ever see. It was like she read the script and decided to give her own…

Leo Grocery, you were so close but you made the joke too complicated. Should have stuck with the more simple and straightforward "Kanye had a secretary named Adolph and Hitler had a secretary named Kanye." That would have been awesome. Nonetheless, I'm going to steal that joke for future posts and to amuse my friends.

If you were to die and come back as an animal, would you be attracted to a gay bee?

Remember that time Hitler interrupted the Munich Agreement and was all like, Ich ben let you finish…"

I heard they saved Hitler's brain.

Blue Thunder
Um. Just, wow. So that really existed?

Lemmy, did you kill Momma just for that line?

I also saw it. It was good. The plot generally held together and it did look pretty cool. I think there were a few off moments but generally a fun time.

Penis. Is that the part you're referring to C.C. Baxter?

Oh Nurse!
I just did the oiven and the flaven.

I've started from the first season and right off the bat it's funny. Sure, it's a little clunky sometimes in the first few episodes. But, it's really good nonetheless. And, it hasn't even hit it's stride yet.

Been Watching Cheers Reruns on Netflix
Ted Danson was awesome on that show. He could be cool, charming, a leader of the gang, a guy you'd look up to and respect and then every once in a while go into total buffoon mode. I think they asked him to do a lot on that show and he was able to move through all those traits…

Let's talk about The Thing for a moment… I watched it recently for the first time. It's tense and I enjoyed the vibe that comes wondering who is and who isn't an alien. But, is there any way to track the movie and tell who became an alien and when? Are there hints to it? Because, it seemed almost random… which seemed…

Agreed. Movie sucks. Speech rousing.

There are a lot of different criteria for judging a movie. Driving Miss Daisy & Do The Right Thing are both good movies and have both been a part of the cultural zeitgeist for the last 20 years. Do The Right Thing might be better and probably deserved to be nominated. But, I don't think you can throw out a blanket…

Fuck me. Someone already made this junk. I'll go sit in the corner with the dunce cap on.