Ironic, since I always watch porn for the big titles.

@agent henry, well, yeah. Those were some "monkey fighting"* brilliant sharks. That I could understand.

Holy Crap! He shot those two dudes!
Jeez, I was expecting a maiming. Maybe him taking out some knee caps. That's what the usual 80's action hero with a hard of gold might have done. Make them learn a lesson but let them live another day. But, no, he fucking shoots them in the chests. He went all Han Solo on their…

@an owl, I'm just a dophin.

obligatory comment: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Now I can live every week like it's Shark Week!
Umm. This may seem obvious. But, just stay out of the water.

He'll be the WIND beneath the Bat's Wings.

Top 3? I'd rank it 2.
Official Power Rankings:
3) Ass
2) Tits
1) Vajajay

Yeah, Shannon Elizabeth
She was in that… one…um… movie. Well, sure there was American Pie. But then she was also in… um… Wasn't there a horror movie? And, that TV show where she had a baby with that guy? Oh, I know she was in that one movie where she played a jewel thief. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was her. Very well…

Doc, who's crazier me or Ann Curry?

It seems like the second sentence completely contradicts the first sentence. First sentence: we defend freedom of expression. Second sentence: what he said was intolerable. That's the catch-22 with freedom of expression. You can't say you defend freedom of expression and then get pissed when someone says something…

Umm. So I assume she had that date scheduled and planned long before anyone knew the Bulls were going to the Playoffs or would be as kick ass awesome as they've been let alone knowing how the dates for home play off games would schedule out.

Fritzy-poo, the simplest answer: If it wasn't working (meaning they couldn't get an adequate return on investment), they wouldn't keep doing it.

Does the entire movie take place on Ash Wednesday?
'cause what's with the stuff on Bettany's forehead?

I think it's his niece that he's hunting down. Hence, the whole Searcher's reference/rip off that was alluded to in the AV Club's own Summer Movie Preview.

She should also buy Firefly for Nathan Fillion.

On another note, I recently figured out the Arsenio Billingham reference. So, I got that going for me.

Ok. Wait. Just read more on the latest TV Club Chuck update and if it's true about the back orders and such. I now see where some of the herky jerkiness comes from. So not totally their fault but yet the writing for the show has never been as good as it could have been.

@FantasticBastard, I think it's the writer's that have hampered the show's ability to build decent long-form stories.

Or, Willard Scott.