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Thom Yorke Looks Better With More Hair
…A little less mousy.

Was thinking Kurt Russell. Weller's an interesting choice too.

@zeppomarxist, dude had the change to sleep with a porn star… but he just couldn't compromise.

Savage didn't play Super Mario 3. It was his mute kid brother! Gawsh.

But, what about Fred Savage?
I'm just showing off that I noticed his name in the credits a lot as a producer and director of Party Down.

@The Leader, But you will blow me first.

How much was David Goyer involved in Dark Knight?
IMDB lists him as having a story credit. But, did he actually have involvement in the film or is that just the residual affect of having worked on the first film combined with union rules of some sort?

Black aliens? That could really affect property values.

I sense a new meme!

Bleeding out of the mouth…
seemed like the point where she should have taken it to the vet. But, then what the fuck is that thing? Maybe that thing always bleeds out the mouth

Gretchen Carlson Is Destructive To Society
I mean, come on. She's judging Jennifer Aniston because she's never been married. Isn't that Aniston's choice?

I don't need Jennifer Aniston To Make Me Feel Like An Under Appreciated Dad…
…my wife and child do just fine on their own.

The problem I have with Rodriquez is his editing. He is way too manic in all of his movies. There's very little chance to establish the story because he's just cutting from scene to scene to scene.

Oy
I look forward to hearing what my Rabbi says about this and how this week's torah portion relates.

Nora, You Dance As If You're Life Depends on It
Finally, a topic that gave me a chance to throw out some much unused and generally unrecognized quotes from Ibsen's A Doll's House.

Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy.

Isn't he supposed to be working on "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies"? Or was that someone else?

Didnt' that win or get nominated for an Emmy?

"Six gets drunk on Blossom"

I like Quantum a lot better than Casino Royale
There. It feels good to get that off my chest.