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Bender
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How sweet. Fresh meat.

I always thought these would make a great TV Series
Why try and cram each book into 3 hours when you can spread each one across a TV season (say 10-20 episodes) and let them fully play out.

I love the ending of the books. It completely fucked with my mind yet made sense based on the themes that had been hinted at all along.

Waaaalker, Waaalker
This ain't one body's story.
It's the story of us all.
We got it mouth-to-mouth.
You got to listen it and 'member.
'Cause what you hears today
you got to tell the birthed tomorrow.

Hate Those Fucking Angels
'Bout time someone destroyed them.

Remind Me What This Kid Does Again?
Seriously. What does this kid do?

I thought she was retiring?
Did her 401k take a beating?

Yay
Wait. What's Southland?

Yawn
You know what this movie needs? Zombies.

It just feels to me a kind of obvious joke. All religions have their pretty ridiculous points. It doesn't make religion bad or the people who believe in religion wrong.

You Know what?
I'm really not interested in them making fun of someone else's religion.There must be something else they can pick on.

Recently Lawyer?
I don't know. This sounds pretty serious. Maybe he should get a been-a-while lawyer.

Maybe we're reading this wrong
Maybe he's going to shoot next film with 3D. Then put it in the trunk of his car, grab two buddies and some shovels and bury the fucker in the woods. Afterward, they'll all go to his mom's house for lasagna.

Is there really enough of a story to do a Teddy Ruxpin biopic?

Guys, Guys, Guys. Don't you people read the AV Club? Here's what Joss had to say about working on Alien Resurrection (search Alien and you can skip to the relevant part):

Yep, Gary. You did. Kudos to you, sir. Congratulations on your beating.

Is there a part for Charisma Carpenter in this movie?

Wait, Rufus Wainwright is Gay?
Never would have seen that one coming.

Yes. Stinkor. Moss Man. Were there other smelly figures?

He's a great seaman?
That'll get people coming to the theaters.