I agree completely, provided you remove all the adjectives from that sentence.

I liked him in Marked for Hard Justice Out for Law Above Death Kill.

He probably wouldn't do as well. "Damaged, famous genius* who I can fix" is a perennial favorite at the Girlympics.

Or, it was the implanted monitoring device that blocked the redneck zombie's knife from hitting any internal organs when the dude got stabbed.

Something something handjob.

And Ben Kingsley in mega-prick mode.

Ipso, fatso.

And mouse use!

Yeah, you're the only one. You're a hero.

The word "psychosexual" takes on a much different cast if you just add a space in the middle.

Dylan McDermot Mulroney.

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I don't know — I have a morbid curiosity about Voyager. Though I also have a morbid curiosity about getting shot, so perhaps you're right.

You're really luxuriating in your rage.

You're the John Stockton of AV Club Star Trek commentary.

Keep in mind that these are women who a) watch Star Trek and b) are obsessed enough to write fan mail. That kind of personality probably lends itself to… unusual preferences.

I like Plinkett, but some of his criticisms of First Contact were a bit much. I mean, if you wanted to, you could make fun of Wrath of Khan for having an experienced starship captain who needs to be reminded that space combat operates in three dimensions.

Yeah, once he went from wanna-be young-buck Lothario to the cool, mildly boozy uncle who just happens to have a way with the ladies, he really came into his own.

I don't know — he was pretty convincing getting thrown from that helicopter in Scarface.

A free ticket to Nemesis is actually worse than nothing. It's like, "Congratulations! As a reward, we will now take a smallish dump in one of your shoes."